i have a low tolerance

so five or six beers usually gets me a good buzz...
...if i want to get drunk i drink a twelve pack

but if i want to get shit faced....

KEG STAND!!!!!!!!
♪ no need for liqour ♫
♪ it makes you dumb quicker ♫
♪ but there is need for beer ♫
♪ it makes you feel queer ♫
♪ so drink up my lads ♫
♪ drink up my mates ♫
♪ for beer is devine ♫
♪ it makes bad sex feel great ♫
i hope you enjoyed my song
