Granted, you drink all the alchohol you can but then because if your unstable mental state due to excessive alchohol consumption you start to become deluded and think that you are mermade man and start to look for your invisible boat mobile, you can't find it so you decide to go to spongebob's house (and because at this moment in time you are probably not near the ocean you find a pinapple on the road out side) and ask him if you left the invisible boat mobile there. Spongebob shows it to you but wont give you the keys because you are totally inebriated. You then get angry, pick up spongebob and clean yourself with him, he his so discusted with your stench of alchohol, crisps and stale urine, that he collapses and dies. You are flustered and don't know what to do so you grab a shovel and burry him. You live an unfulfilled life and die alone and with the delusion that thousands of angry children are going to come and suffocate you with sponges...
I wish that i had a pet butterfly that pooped unicorns and rainbows!
