make a wish backfire

[imthinaan]

This is a very simple game, and I don't think it has been done already.

The rules are simple, someone will post a Wish that they want to happen, and the person who follows will then post something that makes the wish backfire. Then that person will make a wish.

Rules:
1. There must be a backfire to the wish
2. You must make a wish in your post
3. Don't use any language that is forbidden
4. Don't make the same wish or use the same backfire repeatedly

Here's an Example:

I wish for a Banana

The next person would then post with:

Granted, however you choke on the banana and die.

I wish for World Domination

And so on, and then you'll find the most ridiculous wishes and backfire's after about 1 week O.o

I'll start with:
I wish I could Fly

[Mr.Pink]

But couldnt afford the plane ticket 

[.::13::.]

But couldnt afford the plane ticket 

Fail completely ...::MaXiMuM::...

You lost control while flying and hit the side of a mountain !!!

i wish i could  live underground 

[imthinaan]

granted but you died from hunger

i wish i am invisible

[Depth]

Granted, however you get hit by a car when crossing the road and no one comes to your aid.

I wish to be the very best, like no one ever was.

(I also wish this thread was moved to the 'Non MafiaKings Chat')

[imthinaan]

granted but you a so good at every thing that you brain burst

i wish i am indestructible

[.:All.Eyes.On.Me:.]

granted, but ur parents died and u commit suicide ROFL

i wish i was the strongest person alive

[imthinaan]

granted but you are the only person alive

i wish i am the richest person in the world

[Depth]

Granted, but you are crushed but the weight of all of your money, which is then distributed to 3rd world countries, which rather then benefit themselves use it to acquire several hundred nuclear weapons with which they cause the apocalypse, thanks man you killed us all.

I wish I could light things on fire with my mind.


(Damn you imthinaan! "Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post."
Granted, but the your heart was also given super strength and its pounding/beating made your chest explode.)

[imthinaan]

granted but you burnt to ashes from the fire from your hand


i wish i can breath under water

[.:EViL_GENIUS:.]

granted, but you get eaten by a shark then get vomitted out into the mouth of an octopus (i dont know how he just does), he then converts you to ink and then inks you out onto the shark

i wish i could summon eels

[Depth]

Granted, but the eels turn on you and devour your nipples, followed swiftly by the rest of your body. They then gain necromantic powers, raise you from the dead as a skeletal minion and begin a zombie apocalypse.

I wish I was batman.

(Damn you MOO! "Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post."
Granted, you become a fish, however days later you are caught in fishing net and later eaten.)

[imthinaan]

granted but you were only wearing a batman costume


i wish i have the whole world in my hands

[.:EViL_GENIUS:.]

Granted, but you broke your hand and dropped the world then everybody was angry with you and revolted against you, they then blended you to a powder and used you as a seasoning for their soup.

i wish that i could do that wierd licky thing that cats do to clean themselves

[imthinaan]

granted but while you were licking you licked poison and died


I wish I could travel trough time