make a wish backfire

[.The.Legendary.KoT.]

granted, but someone robbed a bank in ur neighborhood wearing a top hat, and it just so happened to be the day you're strolling down the street showing off your new hat, the police see u and throw u in jail where a shaken up bank teller identifies you as the man who held her at gun point.. now ur serving 10yrs in prison for a crime u actually didnt commit..


i wish i could have 2 LI's at the same time

[..::VERNAHROOSKI::..]

granted but your awake never refills and no mater how many points you use or awake pills you take it never goes more then 1%.

wish i had some pot.

[Mr.Strive]

Granted. Except that when you smoke it, you realize that its really really strong, and its too much to handle, you decide to do a back flip and you break your neck.

Wish I had a nice bottle of JD!! (Jack Daniels)

[Don_Rossi]

Granted, but although its nice, its empty

I wish i had a bunch of women in my crib 

[.:Mephistopheles:.]

granted.but they all have std's

i wish that cristian and scar would stop mugging me with every chance they get

[..::VERNAHROOSKI::..]

granted however gambit started muging you whenever he could.

i wish after i broke my neck i lived to tell my friend about this awsome weed i got.

[Mr.Strive]

granted, but sad to say all your friends decided to try the weed too and then got way to aggressive and broke every bone in your face, and then to top it all off just to add insult to injury they all try do a back flip and they all land it, and they all get on the news for doing superly awesome back flips, whilst your their with a broken neck not doing anything and get on the headlines of the news as "lazy kid". Thus your friends do not like you, then your parents decide to hate you and all your relatives, you end up washed up in a gutter with a cheap bottle of wine and some week as weed.... and then the next morning you awake in a pool of your own mess (not normal every week end mess either)......... then being so deppressed you deside to end it all and set yourself in fire and jump off a massive bridge, although something breaks the fall and you wake up in hospital all burnt, now with your broken neck you are also completely burnt......

I wish I had a full bottle of Absinthe to drink this weekend!

[..::VERNAHROOSKI::..]

wow strive thought we were friend lol jk.

granted but some huge guy punches you in the face and drinks it all in front of you

i wish i could find a new job

[.:Mephistopheles:.]

granted but your pimp is really mean to you.
i wish i could stop picking my nose

[Depth]

Granted, but soon enough winter rolls back around and you end up with a blocked nose. Unable to remove all of that tasty, tasty snot you are forced to breathe through your mouth – even when you sleep. Unfortunately, you end up choking on your tongue during a particularly long and restless night, resulting in your death. But it doesn’t stop there, not at all. Because nobody has ever loved you and never will and you will not be missed at your workplace your corpse begins to fester and rot where it lies. This would be all well and good, but your nose-nuggets are unable to disperse properly as your body rots, thus trapping countless bacteria there. Which wouldn’t be so bad, if they weren’t about to mutate into a single entity. A super-virus like no other forms in your disgusting nostrils and awaits disturbance so that it may enter the world. Fortunately, nobody ever enters your house, what with you being such a contemptible excuse for a human being. Decades later, however, your residence becomes the subject of a local myth; it is supposedly haunted by a malicious spirit. It is not long before a group of brave young children make a pact to stay the night in what was once your home. The next day they all go home unharmed. And then they begin to die. It starts with sneezing. Then their bodies begin to rot while they still live. They are quarantined quickly, but alas; it is too late. There is no cure for the common cold. And your super-virus has taken on this aspect. Soon enough it becomes airborne. Doctors begin to theorise that the virus is actually intelligent; capable of mutating its very genetic makeup in order to avoid destruction. Within weeks Earth is a dead planet. There are no humans, no animals… Nothing left for the virus to feed on… And then the virus turns on the plantlife. It is not long before there is nothing living on Earth at all. Thanks, mate.

I wish for a shiny new dinosaur.

[.The.Legendary.KoT.]

granted. but it bit ur balls off day 2 of ownership


i wish u Aholes would stop writing books as replies!

[.:Mephistopheles:.]

granted ....but you die.thats all

i wish i hadnt eaten that strange looking pizza today

[.The.Legendary.KoT.]

granted, but the lack of hunger made u extremely mad and u ran ur mouth at someone 10x ur size while walking down the street and he ended up putting you in the hospital, only this time its not just for 20min!

i wish i had a pony :p

[Mr.Strive]

Granted, but it gets a curse and becomes mega strong and rapes you 24/7

I wish Andrew doesnt have a broken neck and regains all his friends and family..... (that make up for it mate?

[.:Mephistopheles:.]

granted but he is still handicaped and can only move his finger.

i wish i hadnt started this game so i wouldnt be deprived of sleep