make a wish backfire

[..::VERNAHROOSKI::..]

granted but you paid 8k per point.

i wish i had a large island.

[imthinaan]

granted but you accidentally sold it


i wish i could create illusions

[Depth]

Granted. However, one day you create an illusion so horrifying that every country in the world launches hundreds of nuclear weapons upon its location. Since your illusion is only ethereal in nature the nukes drop right through it and cause the apocalypse.
Two-hundred years later, your illusion still stands in the same place. Society is slowly rebuilding itself and there are tribe-like groups scattered across the post-apocalyptic wasteland that was once the planet Earth. Your horror serves as an eternal reminder of the stupidity of mankind.
Another four-hundred years pass and hyper-advanced aliens begin to orbit the devastated planet, hoping to achieve contact with the seemingly sentient human race. They see your illusion and, terrified by it, fire an orbital laser into the core of the planet, shattering it.
Several millennia pass and your illusion hovers in the nothingness of space, eternally unmoving. The aliens, curious, return to the scene of the shattered Earth and see your illusion still standing. They are quick to fire off several hundred plasma-based missiles, but like the original missiles they careen through your immaterial illusion and are sucked into a wormhole, which throws them to the far side of the universe where they collide with a planet not unlike Earth once was. This planet, however, is owned by another hyper-advanced alien race, which swiftly declares war upon the original aliens.
Their war becomes an eternal feud and within two centuries the universe begins to split at the seams. The universe; under so much stress, collapses upon itself and destroys all existence, taking with it the original Creator.
Thanks, dude. You killed God.

I wish I had the power to teleport food away from starving orphans.

[..::VERNAHROOSKI::..]

granted but you teleported all of your food to them.

[.The.Legendary.KoT.]

Granted. However, one day you create an illusion so horrifying that every country in the world launches hundreds of nuclear weapons upon its location. Since your illusion is only ethereal in nature the nukes drop right through it and cause the apocalypse.
Two-hundred years later, your illusion still stands in the same place. Society is slowly rebuilding itself and there are tribe-like groups scattered across the post-apocalyptic wasteland that was once the planet Earth. Your horror serves as an eternal reminder of the stupidity of mankind.
Another four-hundred years pass and hyper-advanced aliens begin to orbit the devastated planet, hoping to achieve contact with the seemingly sentient human race. They see your illusion and, terrified by it, fire an orbital laser into the core of the planet, shattering it.
Several millennia pass and your illusion hovers in the nothingness of space, eternally unmoving. The aliens, curious, return to the scene of the shattered Earth and see your illusion still standing. They are quick to fire off several hundred plasma-based missiles, but like the original missiles they careen through your immaterial illusion and are sucked into a wormhole, which throws them to the far side of the universe where they collide with a planet not unlike Earth once was. This planet, however, is owned by another hyper-advanced alien race, which swiftly declares war upon the original aliens.
Their war becomes an eternal feud and within two centuries the universe begins to split at the seams. The universe; under so much stress, collapses upon itself and destroys all existence, taking with it the original Creator.
Thanks, dude. You killed God.

I wish I had the power to teleport food away from starving orphans.

omg dude, u have too much time on ur hands...

nice work tho

since the last dumbass didnt make a wish i'll pick up where we left off




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i wish i'd meet mila kunis in a bar and she takes me back to her mansion and i become a loser who marries a star and becomes almost a star (the new K-Fed)

[JayCee]

Granted, shortly there after Mila goes insane, shaves her head and her life gets overtaken by the spotlight and drugs, leaving you with 2 young children to care for alone.. The stress of the paps following you and raising your children with little help leads you to follow in K feds footsteps and double in size. You are forced by your agent to join celebrity fit club.. Coincidentally your previous ex and baby mama of 2 has also bulked up and is on the show. Her anger at your unapoligetic attitude boils up and she drugs you with sleeping pills, sneaks into your bedroom and stuffs french fries down your throat til you can no longer breathe. Oddly enough the two women meet at your funeral fall in love and lead a happy life together with your 4 children. Sucks for you.

I wish I would hit the powerball and megamillions back to back.

[.The.Legendary.KoT.]

Granted.. but on the drive down to collect your prizes the thought finally sank in and the shock made you have a heart attack on the freeway during rush hour causing a 112 car pile up resulting in 89 deaths and millions in damages...

lucky you!


i wish i could get bud sent to me from Jamaica!

[JayCee]

Granted, SubZero agrees to FedEX you a few pounds for FREE. However the delivery man can smell the bud through the package and replaces it all with some old seasoning from his grandmothers pantry. You fail to realize this and start selling it to local gang members. You spend all the cash on a new car and throw a party to show it off. When they realize you sold them fake stuff and used their money on a car they do a drive by on your home killing you and all of your closest friends and family!

I wish someone would sell me massive amounts of credits at a decent price.

[..::VERNAHROOSKI::..]

granted but someone made an offer and as you pulled out your money you fprgot to hossy and someone mugged all your money and then they bought the credits.

i wish my internet wasnt so damm slow. 

[JayCee]

Granted. Your internet is now the speediest connection on earth, however the new found fast speed makes you curious and you pull up various sites you could not view with your slow connection. The fast paced information intake proves to be too much for your small mind and your head implodes within a matter of minutes.

I wish reasonable points were available on the market.

[..::VERNAHROOSKI::..]

granted but you are too slow and everyone else buys em before you can.

i wish i had sime good luck in 50/50.

[.:Haz:.]

unfortunately as soon as you start winning Mark removes it from MK

I wish scammers could be shot

[Depth]

Granted. However, due to the vast amount of scammers world-wide and the large amount of influence they hold over the world's finances markets everywhere begin to crash, bringing the financial world to a halt. Huge businesses go under and are required to borrow funding from whereever they can.
The loan sharks become the sole superpower in the world, but they refuse to allow anyone to have any money.
Fundless, the people of the world cannot purchase food and riots break out - farms are burned and factories are torn down. Soon there are only a few starving thousands remaining.
They begin to fight amongst themselves and eat the dead. Pestilence spreads through the few survivors and none live. The loan sharks, now alone in the world with no way to acquire food lock themselves away in their homes and contemplate what they have done. Eventually they come into the knowledge of your wish whilst, bored, they were searching the web.
They hunt you down and murder you in the most painful way immaginable:
They smother you in oil, then light you up, only to dump water over you moments after you begin to feel pain. Several of them hold small knives and cut very fine slices out of you, then pour bags of salt over your wounds. You die very slowly, tortured to death by the most soulless of people; loan sharks. Your killers die soon after, starving to death in their homes, cold and lonely.
Nature eventually takes back the world as its own, but the animals encounter the nuclear industries of the world and become mutated horrors. Eventually, several of the nuclear power plans across the globe melt down under the strain of the mutated animals beating away at them.
Eventually even the food supply of the ravenous, ever-hungry mutants is depleted. Congratulations, you have ended the world.

I wish I was the imploded remains of a duck.

[TightMrKI113r]

granted, but a mutated duckeater forms, so you die.

iwish a wish that cant be destroyed in any way shape or form has no possible backfires that backfire

[Depth]

Granted, however the the rules for your wishes applies and crush your hope and dreams of that wish ever happening.
(Also note you may have made a wish that cannot backfire and that is all you have wished for, so you pretty much wished for nothing)

Rules:
1. There must be a backfire to the wish
2. You must make a wish in your post
3. Don't use any language that is forbidden
4. Don't make the same wish or use the same backfire repeatedly

I wish I had a top hat.