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« Reply #30 on: April 02, 2010, 01:06:58 AM »

I licked a crackhead because I love marijuana.
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« Reply #31 on: May 01, 2010, 09:20:00 AM »

I ran over a porn star because I'm cool like that. lol
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« Reply #32 on: May 01, 2010, 01:29:51 PM »

 I stabed a toothbrush because that's how I roll. 
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« Reply #33 on: May 03, 2010, 08:09:40 AM »

I licked a jar of honey because i've got abs
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« Reply #34 on: October 05, 2010, 04:04:40 PM »

I killed a homeless guy because i have amazing boobs,rofl
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« Reply #35 on: October 05, 2010, 04:14:15 PM »

I killed a prostitute because i'm sexy.

Damn! Now you know!
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« Reply #36 on: October 05, 2010, 04:31:00 PM »

ugh!..i can't believe this..and!!!!I'm straight.

well..according to you cookie..this is what mine says Angry

 I smoked  a condom because I've got abs.

wtf!!!!!

by the way..my b'day is on 25th december:P
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« Reply #37 on: October 05, 2010, 07:33:44 PM »

I killed Paris Hilton cause thats how I roll.

LOL Grin
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« Reply #38 on: October 06, 2010, 02:04:13 PM »

I needed a bag of weed because I have amazing boobs.


hahaha
its really funny
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« Reply #39 on: October 06, 2010, 11:05:16 PM »

I licked your mom because im sexy. (LOL!)
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« Reply #40 on: October 07, 2010, 06:32:47 PM »

I ran naked with a prostitute because thats how I roll! lmao wow according to this Im easy haha Shocked Grin
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« Reply #41 on: November 03, 2010, 06:48:39 PM »

i killed a bowling bowl because i love my country
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« Reply #42 on: November 30, 2010, 06:09:24 PM »

I slept with a prostitute because that's how I roll
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« Reply #43 on: January 02, 2011, 12:38:19 AM »

i needed the Trojan Man because I'm sexy.

:/ lol
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« Reply #44 on: January 04, 2011, 02:52:28 AM »

I Ran naked with a sofa pillow cause im sexy   Roll Eyes
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