Your Birthday says it all

[.:Cookie:.]

Pick the month you were born in:

* 1 - I ran over
* 2 - I killed
* 3 - I needed
* 4 - I tickled
* 5 - I killed
* 6 - I cuddled with
* 7 - I ran naked with
* 8 - I slept with
* 9 - I stabbed
* 10 - I licked
* 11 - I banged
* 12 - I smoked



Pick the day [number] you were born on:

* 01 - your grandma
* 02 - the Kool-Aid Man
* 03 - a horse
* 04 - a porn star
* 05 - your mom
* 06 - you
* 07 - a bag of weed
* 08 - a prostitute
* 09 - a toothbrush
* 10 - a School Teacher
* 11 - a bowling ball
* 12 - the Trojan Man
* 13 - Paris Hilton
* 14 - a prostitute
* 15 - a cat
* 16 - a pickle
* 17 - a microwave
* 18 - a bottle of Vodka
* 19 - a dog
* 20 - an orange
* 21 - a crackhead
* 22 - a bowl of cereal
* 23 - an Easter Egg
* 24 - my ex
* 25 - a condom
* 26 - a jar of honey
* 27 - a sofa pillow
* 28 - a homeless guy
* 29 - a french fry
* 30 - your dealer
* 31 - a stripper



Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:

* White - because that's how i roll.
* Black - because I'm sexy.
* Pink - because the little people told me to.
* Red - because I have amazing boobs.
* Blue - because I'm cool like that.
* Polka Dots - because I hate my life.
* Purple - because I'm sick.
* Gray - because I love marijuana.
* Orange - because I have double D's.
* Green - because I'm beautiful.
* Other - because I smoke crack.
* Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose.
* Brown - because I had to.
* Stripes - because I love my country.
* Shirtless - because I've got abs.

Mine is: I needed you because I have double D's
 
Okay, knock yourselves out.

[SickWisdom]

i cuddle with prostitutes cause i have to ....thts mine

[.:Cookie:.]

Lol Some are quite funny

[xXCOLINXx]

I killed my ex because that's how i roll.

[Batman]

I needed the Kool-Aid Man because I have amazing boobs.


I'm ashamed of myself...

[.:Cookie:.]

Poor thing  your boobs arent that amazing dont worry

[TangsPimpslappedAlex]

I cuddled with a toothbrush because I love my country  ( lmao)

[Prisoner_Of_War]

Mine is I smoked an orange because thats how i roll

[.:Cookie:.]

I'll be sure to send a tooth brush 

[JayCee]

I banged an Easter egg, because I love marijuana...

Wow.. I'm not liking this one for me, lets try a different list.

[CrownedClown]

I killed a porn star because I'm sexy  (lol)

[Depth]

I needed a bowling ball because I had to.

I'm really quite boring according to this, oh wait I'm really quite boring according to most people.

[TangsPimpslappedAlex]

^^^ bowling ball (kingpin) coming up

[.:Cookie:.]

Badboyz4life's is

I killed a cat because that's how I roll

[TangsPimpslappedAlex]

omg .. his says : "I slept with your grandma "